Great Email from Management

TO: All Employees
RE: Swearing at work

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

 

 

Whoa...

I’ve just set an all-time record in the most number of days I’ve stayed in the office. I’ve been here since Thursday since there was a team’s day out on Friday. I was torn between going and having a good time and save myself from further burnout. So the second option won. =P

 

 

 

 

So, now I pay the price of making sure I meet the target. Not much regrets, though, as you can see. I still plan to hit the arcades and work on my uphill on Myougi.

Translation, please?

I am loving this posting by email! At least, I can share a few things I get from the ‘mail. And it’s faster to blog stuff. Like this one.

 

 

re:English Grammar • (1820 bytes) Posted: 9/22/2004 • 15:37 GMT+8

Quote-reply

By: igan registered: 11/12/2003 member Calamba City, Philippines HATE LETTER The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with feelings... To Marjie, I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first,Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very ,very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl " of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to like you are a P~G, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl. FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M. P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.

 

 

So what's this got to do with the price of rice? A lot.

It cannot be denied, vehicle owners and commuters alike are very well
affected by gas prices. To compensate for the price hike, public vehicles
ask for higher fare. To compensate for the daily expenses on fuel, folks
carpool. We find ways to scrimp and scrounge for that precious gas that
fuels a lot of things.

Here at home, taxis have resorted to bio fuel. I heard they're quite
economical and user-friendly. I'm not sure if it boosts the engine
performance, though. What I don't like about it is how it
smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeells.

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Office rant mundania

Aaaah, home at last. Sweet bliss. I've been camping out in the office, it's not haha funny! And now that I'm sitting in from of my home PC, I don't know what to do! Too bad I left my drawing at the office. I might have inked and colored it. Oh, well. Something might come up for me to do...


Cross-posted here.

You want onions with that burger?

... I don't. XP

So what's your favorite weather?

Getting them picture perfect

Maiden post!

Heeeeere I go again! XD

Day's been really stressful, that I felt I hadn't done anything at work. Ugh. Hope that changes tomorrow. So here's to tomorrow... =)